When I was younger, I used to like (other) people. But after three marriages and five dogs, I've fucking had it with humanity as a whole. Dogs are fucking amazing. It doesn't matter if you're a complete piece of shit, they will still follow you loyally to the grave. But they dont live long, and sometimes they get eaten. Wives are a whole different story.
And fucking kids. The whole legacy story is a piece of shit. My son stole my wallet and maxed out all my credit cards. Fuckin deserves to go to the chicken grinder.
I'm waiting for the day aliens finally find our shitty little planet. Either we're going to get some serious genetic engineering, or a hell mary fucking wipe out. All those fucking bunnies and foxes are gonna be glad. And why not? We fucked them over, the aliens ought to fuck us over.